A friend of mine pointed out
this page to me this morning. It's a search result from Googlism, and according to them:
"Googlism.com will find out what Google.com thinks of you, your friends or anything! Search for your name... [and] ...check out some of the popular Googlisms."
Interspersed in with some of the "ism's" I already thought about myself, were a few new ones I had no idea about before now. For instance, I am a
"fifth generation potato farmer" who
"founded synth", and who is
"recording a solo album". Also I
teach Junior High, and am
"number one in super gas with a 10", a quality which apparently has made me
"someone's hero".